rap battles (extreme language warning in effect)

[xeverettx]

yea lets get some more raps goin on

[Luc]

im not realy good with rap so its hard.. and what makes it harder is that i have writers block.. well for poetry anyways..

[Seizure]

i suck at rap too

as illustrated in Luc's topic, "rap"

[Ghost]

Yeah, I'm way too much of a white girl to even try to rap so I think I'll just sit this one and the other ones out.

[xeverettx]

yeah i have writers block too. ive been trying to write something for this weeks contest but, its just not happening

[Visionary]

Bust a what the diddly O
You think I don't know
That yo mammas a hoe
You look like a poster for birth control

Say what you will
Im sick of your swill
your beats are so lame
Even this white boyz gettin in the game

You couldn't be original if you tried
Whats that son? Someone said you couldn't be punk'd out
Guess what G......THEY LIED

Im send you down to play in the minors
Maybe if you get some prision female dog...
Im sure he'd stand behind ya

Just walk away with a pout on your face
Don't worry boy....when you get home yo momma will give you some base
Just suck on that glass dick until your blue in the face
Cuz wit me boy....you just can't keep pace.



Hey...that was fun...sorry so lame....Im just glad...it's all just a game

[Seizure]

yea lets get some more raps goin on

ok.. i'll do something

Hey now ev, get off my dick
You wanna grope your mom and you make me sick
Now I think for a second that I am in hell
Oh wait, nevermind, it's Visionaries smell
And there's something that many like to call a shower
It doesn't take much even less than an hour
Maybe one day you will give it a try
Cuz the smell right now makes little kids cry

Luc learned to write like a cracker
His mom'd be proud, when I see her I'll smack her
He gets his joy watching family members cry
But guess what female dog, mine want me to die!
I don't scream either, you think I care?
You'll send me to Hell? I've already been there!
Ryan started this, but it seems he's stuck
Dreamer hates cuss words, but allows it here so f***!

I always wanted to do that ... mindless cussing... but you know... whatever . I was just having fun with it.. i'm sure Visionary doesn't smell, Everett doesn't grope his mom, Luc doesn't do what he claimed he did, Ryan didn't really start this (note the sarcasim), and Dreamer really loves cuss words (note the sarcasim)... i'm quite the smart ass...

hopefully no one gets pissed about my little battle rap thingy

[ryan]

Stuck HA bro I'll lay you down make you look like a hoe
Smack you strait cross to one of your bro's
Both come at me, get double 9 mm strait to your face
Flip em' around pistol whip you put you in your place
Smack you down looking like you having a seizure
I lay back in leizure pointing at you wit my broken finger
You gunna try me agian hoe, I'll do like I did to your bro
This time shotgun to your head knock you out dead
You all crusty and dusty looking like bread you just got fead
Pigons coming devore you and shower you with poop
My clicks empty your dead body temps me
I put another one in your head just to make sure you dead
I killed you with my flow even know you my bro, you still a lil hoe



(none of this is to be taken seriously Seiz. much love to ya man)

[xeverettx]

lol nice rap seiz and ryan! good stuff. ok here is my reply

hey seiz, what dick?
oh you mean that little stick?
i dont think so prick
Ryan likes to play with guns
well try to shoot me son
ill have fun as i count each bullet that hits
then tear you into tiny bits
and watch as you cry like a baby and suck on ya momma's tits.
you couldnt kill a fly with ya flow
your brain is to slow
umm duhh duh iny mini miny moe
which one of you will be my hoe?
ill beat you with your shotgun and
bury your bloody skull in the sand.
ill watch the stray dogs dig up your skull
they get bored pretty fast, your just too dull.
i kick your head back in the ground
i hear nothing but a hollow sound
ill throw all your guns in your sandbox grave and bury your soul
bye bye bro, time to cover your hole

[ryan]

damn thats hella good mad props