lol.. Becky....
Ok.. here's a good one.
I came home from work and decided to make some burger patties and cook them out on the gas grill. Went outside turned on the gas to let it heat up for a little while and went back into the house to shape the patties.
meanwhile, my daughter says " i smell throwup"
I go out onto the deck and think.. hmm it smells like gas ( you would think i would have figured it out by then )
So , what do i do? hit the ignite button after the gas was on for like 5 or 10 minutes and "VAAHHHOOOMMM" this huge flame comes flying out, and burns all of the hair off my arm. I'm sooo lucky i jumped back and didn't get seriously injured.