Dancing and Ben (split 3 from Girls!!!!)
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HEY, I was being serious then!!!!
by BenLaney » Mon Jun 30, 2003 10:40 pm
No, SERIOUSLY!!! I mean that's a REAL possibility!!! See, this keeps happening to me over and over again!!! I had to give up a career in comedy because everybody kept laughing at ME !!!
"I was thinking something
But brought the thought to a stop
Because I suddenly realized
I can't afford for another brain-cell to POP!
Or to get busted by a poetry cop
For teaching a one-legged dancer to bop!!"
But brought the thought to a stop
Because I suddenly realized
I can't afford for another brain-cell to POP!
Or to get busted by a poetry cop
For teaching a one-legged dancer to bop!!"
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by Brenda Michelle » Mon Jun 30, 2003 10:48 pm
so it is bad that we are laughing? sorry i wont laugh anymore!
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Ha! Ha! Ha! Haaaaaaa!
by BenLaney » Tue Jul 01, 2003 1:52 am
If you don't fall down laughing,
I will just sit down and cry
I want to see you go rolling
Until there are tears in you eyes
Laugh until your sides are hurting
And milk is squirting out of your nose
Really, that would make me so happy
That I would treat myself to a nice, red rose !!!!
You two are making me laugh, now!!! Ha! Ha! Haaaaa! I'm glad I wasn't drinking chocolate milk, cause all these walls would be brown now!!! Ha! Ha! Haaaaa! Thanks Leah06 and Brenda Michelle!!! I will probably be laughing in my sleep all night!!!! The neighbors may even call the cops!!!...."Hello, 911?? I keep hearing someone laughing, and it's starting to scare me!! Could you maybe send the comedy cops out here, quick?" No, I'm SERIOUS!!! This is NOT a crank call!!! This person may REALLY be in need of some help!!" What??......."Yes!!! I said LAUGHING!!! Its even keeping my parakeets awake!!! You have GOT to send someone out here, NOW!!!!...."Hello?......Hello?....HELLO!!??....NO!!... Don't hang up!!!!!! Helloooooo!!!!!
I will just sit down and cry
I want to see you go rolling
Until there are tears in you eyes
Laugh until your sides are hurting
And milk is squirting out of your nose
Really, that would make me so happy
That I would treat myself to a nice, red rose !!!!
You two are making me laugh, now!!! Ha! Ha! Haaaaa! I'm glad I wasn't drinking chocolate milk, cause all these walls would be brown now!!! Ha! Ha! Haaaaa! Thanks Leah06 and Brenda Michelle!!! I will probably be laughing in my sleep all night!!!! The neighbors may even call the cops!!!...."Hello, 911?? I keep hearing someone laughing, and it's starting to scare me!! Could you maybe send the comedy cops out here, quick?" No, I'm SERIOUS!!! This is NOT a crank call!!! This person may REALLY be in need of some help!!" What??......."Yes!!! I said LAUGHING!!! Its even keeping my parakeets awake!!! You have GOT to send someone out here, NOW!!!!...."Hello?......Hello?....HELLO!!??....NO!!... Don't hang up!!!!!! Helloooooo!!!!!
"I was thinking something
But brought the thought to a stop
Because I suddenly realized
I can't afford for another brain-cell to POP!
Or to get busted by a poetry cop
For teaching a one-legged dancer to bop!!"
But brought the thought to a stop
Because I suddenly realized
I can't afford for another brain-cell to POP!
Or to get busted by a poetry cop
For teaching a one-legged dancer to bop!!"
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by Brenda Michelle » Tue Jul 01, 2003 9:18 am
you are to damm funny Ben! i cant stop laughing! and my sides are really hurting from laughing so much!
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You Are Lightning Bolts!!!
by BenLaney » Tue Jul 01, 2003 1:55 pm
Brenda Michelle
And Leah06
You young ladies
Are both so, so quick
It has suddenly
Occurred to me
You're a million times faster
Than high voltage electricity!!!!
Whaoh, Whoah!!!!
Look out, folks,
There they go!!!!!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Last night I fell down laughing on the floor..........My sides were splitting when I rolled out the door...........I didn't stop until about ten after four.......Oh, that was fun!! I say let's do it some more!!! Ha!! Ha! Haaaaaa! HEEEEEEEELP!!!
And Leah06
You young ladies
Are both so, so quick
It has suddenly
Occurred to me
You're a million times faster
Than high voltage electricity!!!!
Whaoh, Whoah!!!!
Look out, folks,
There they go!!!!!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Last night I fell down laughing on the floor..........My sides were splitting when I rolled out the door...........I didn't stop until about ten after four.......Oh, that was fun!! I say let's do it some more!!! Ha!! Ha! Haaaaaa! HEEEEEEEELP!!!"I was thinking something
But brought the thought to a stop
Because I suddenly realized
I can't afford for another brain-cell to POP!
Or to get busted by a poetry cop
For teaching a one-legged dancer to bop!!"
But brought the thought to a stop
Because I suddenly realized
I can't afford for another brain-cell to POP!
Or to get busted by a poetry cop
For teaching a one-legged dancer to bop!!"
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BenLaney - Posts: 93
- Joined: Tue Jun 10, 2003 10:53 pm
- Location: Ca
Suprise, suprise, suprise!!!!
by BenLaney » Thu Jul 03, 2003 11:11 pm
Look at this suprise
That just flew in on the wing
Hey, Leah06
You never told me you could sing!!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey, hey, hey, hey
I heard Leah06
Singing a song today!!!!
Na, na, na, na
Now, now who knows?
Maybe it will be me
Coming to see one of YOUR shows!!!!
Ha! Ha! Haaaaaaaa!!!! Life is Sooooooo funny sometimes!!!!
That just flew in on the wing
Hey, Leah06
You never told me you could sing!!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey, hey, hey, hey
I heard Leah06
Singing a song today!!!!
Na, na, na, na
Now, now who knows?
Maybe it will be me
Coming to see one of YOUR shows!!!!
Ha! Ha! Haaaaaaaa!!!! Life is Sooooooo funny sometimes!!!!
"I was thinking something
But brought the thought to a stop
Because I suddenly realized
I can't afford for another brain-cell to POP!
Or to get busted by a poetry cop
For teaching a one-legged dancer to bop!!"
But brought the thought to a stop
Because I suddenly realized
I can't afford for another brain-cell to POP!
Or to get busted by a poetry cop
For teaching a one-legged dancer to bop!!"
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BenLaney - Posts: 93
- Joined: Tue Jun 10, 2003 10:53 pm
- Location: Ca
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