Hello there, Rubydragon
Do you drive a truck
Or a station-wagon?
Oh, I think this poem
Is really laggin'
But there's just
Not a whole lot
That rhymes with Rubydragon!!!
So, oh, oh, oh
So, hey, hey, hey
Don't drink so much water
That you lose all your flames!!
"I was thinking something
But brought the thought to a stop
Because I suddenly realized
I can't afford for another brain-cell to POP!
Or to get busted by a poetry cop
For teaching a one-legged dancer to bop!!"
Once my eyes Were baby bluuuuuuue Now they're big, Bulgy and greeeeeeeen And I owe It all tooooooooo Staring at This computer screeeeeen
Now I think I'm going bliiiiiiiiiiiiind And I've gone Out of my miiiiiiiiiiiind I'm spending Way too much tiiiiiiiiiime Writing these Quick, silly Rhyyyyyyymes
I'm sinking Into the vooooooooid I'm feeling So paranooooooooid God, help me To get a griiiiiiiiiiiiiip Just smack me Because I've fliiiiiiiiiiiipped!!!!
"I was thinking something
But brought the thought to a stop
Because I suddenly realized
I can't afford for another brain-cell to POP!
Or to get busted by a poetry cop
For teaching a one-legged dancer to bop!!"