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Postby Dreamer » Sun Dec 22, 2002 3:15 pm

hehehe good one :)
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Postby Capricorn » Sun Dec 22, 2002 8:29 pm

My son's comment was " Well now they can have safe sex!"...hadn't thought of that one! :wink:
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Postby Dreamer » Tue Dec 24, 2002 3:31 pm

A saleswoman is driving across northern Arizona when she sees a Navajo
woman hitchhiking. Because the trip has been long and quiet, she stops,
and the Navajo woman climbs in. During their small talk, the Navajo
woman glances at a brown bag on the front seat between them.

"That's a bottle of wine," the saleswoman explains. "I got it for my
husband."

The Navajo woman is silent for a few miles, nods several times, then
says, "Good trade."
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Postby Capricorn » Tue Dec 24, 2002 9:17 pm

Hehe!... good exchange!
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Postby bingholic98 » Sat Dec 28, 2002 7:06 pm

boy these are good :lol: wish I could remember jokes. I'll just keep reading everyone elses. Good topic cap.
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Postby Capricorn » Sun Dec 29, 2002 11:42 am

NOTICE IN THE LAUNDERMAT

AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES

PLEASE REMOVE ALL CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT! :shock:
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Postby RinRin » Sun Dec 29, 2002 8:12 pm

If "con" is the opposite of "pro", then what is the opposite of "PROgress"?

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Postby Capricorn » Mon Dec 30, 2002 5:43 am

Haha! good one RinRin! :lol:
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Postby Dreamer » Sun Jan 05, 2003 12:00 am

Two little potatoes are standing on the street corner.
How can you tell which one is the prostitute?


It's the one with the little sticker that says IDAHO
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Postby Capricorn » Sun Jan 05, 2003 4:23 pm

Hahahaha!!! :lol: ... took me a minute to figure that one out...good one Dreamer!! :lol:
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