Well, I bought my monkey
Some black bell-bottom pants
I took him to the club
And taught him how to dance
Hoo, hoo, now that monkey
Is funky as can be
He is so, so funny
'Cause he dances like me!!
Now we're packing them in
At all of our shows
Yeah, they are all coming
To see that monkey go
He's a really big hit
You should hear the screaming girls
"Yeah, that monkey is IT!!
That funky monkey is rockin' my world!!"
When we went through Dallas
That monkey caused a scene
He jumped out the window
Of our white limosine
He went through some motions
Down on Broadway and Main
You should've seen those Texans
Oh, they were goin' insane!!!!
Everybody just loves
My funky little monkey
Yeah, everybody just loves
My funky little monkey
Now hey, everybody,
Please don't forget about meeeeeee!!!
The newcomer playin' around
My Funky Monkey
by BenLaney » Wed Jul 16, 2003 3:24 pm
"I was thinking something
But brought the thought to a stop
Because I suddenly realized
I can't afford for another brain-cell to POP!
Or to get busted by a poetry cop
For teaching a one-legged dancer to bop!!"
But brought the thought to a stop
Because I suddenly realized
I can't afford for another brain-cell to POP!
Or to get busted by a poetry cop
For teaching a one-legged dancer to bop!!"
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by Brenda Michelle » Fri Jul 18, 2003 2:05 pm
i dont think
anyone can forget you 2
you 2 are funny
true blue
my cheekes are hurting
from laughing so much
you guys have a special gift
and a special touch.
i love to read your poems
they are really intresting
i also want front row passes
i want to be listing.
~Brenda~
anyone can forget you 2
you 2 are funny
true blue
my cheekes are hurting
from laughing so much
you guys have a special gift
and a special touch.
i love to read your poems
they are really intresting
i also want front row passes
i want to be listing.
~Brenda~
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by Brenda Michelle » Fri Jul 18, 2003 6:58 pm
leah
i wish i could stay
but there arnt
enough hours in the day.
I like to have fun
and goof around
i laugh all day
to mcuh i cant sit down.
i wish i could stay
but there arnt
enough hours in the day.
I like to have fun
and goof around
i laugh all day
to mcuh i cant sit down.
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A Poets Toast
by BenLaney » Tue Jul 22, 2003 1:16 pm
Well, here I am
Sitting on MY hiney
With my hot cup
Of coffee beside me
Checking your latest posts
Now I am lifting up
My big coffee cup
And drinking to you
A smiling true poets toast!!
Sitting on MY hiney
With my hot cup
Of coffee beside me
Checking your latest posts
Now I am lifting up
My big coffee cup
And drinking to you
A smiling true poets toast!!
"I was thinking something
But brought the thought to a stop
Because I suddenly realized
I can't afford for another brain-cell to POP!
Or to get busted by a poetry cop
For teaching a one-legged dancer to bop!!"
But brought the thought to a stop
Because I suddenly realized
I can't afford for another brain-cell to POP!
Or to get busted by a poetry cop
For teaching a one-legged dancer to bop!!"
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by BenLaney » Tue Jul 22, 2003 4:41 pm
Hey, east and west
North and south
Yeah, don't you know
The going is slow
When you've got
Two great big feet
Stuck in your mouth!!
Hey, deedle, dee, dee
Hum, hum, hum, hummm
Oh, and I probably
Look really, really dumb
Trying to walk around
On nothing but my buns!
North and south
Yeah, don't you know
The going is slow
When you've got
Two great big feet
Stuck in your mouth!!
Hey, deedle, dee, dee
Hum, hum, hum, hummm
Oh, and I probably
Look really, really dumb
Trying to walk around
On nothing but my buns!
"I was thinking something
But brought the thought to a stop
Because I suddenly realized
I can't afford for another brain-cell to POP!
Or to get busted by a poetry cop
For teaching a one-legged dancer to bop!!"
But brought the thought to a stop
Because I suddenly realized
I can't afford for another brain-cell to POP!
Or to get busted by a poetry cop
For teaching a one-legged dancer to bop!!"
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- Location: Ca
by Leah06 » Wed Jul 23, 2003 10:31 am
Its too earliy for me
i should be sleeping
in my warm bed
till the sun starts creeping.
tucked away
under the sheets
warm and comfy
untill my eyes the sun meets.
But i am up now
I started the day
So while im here
I just wanted to say HEY!
i should be sleeping
in my warm bed
till the sun starts creeping.
tucked away
under the sheets
warm and comfy
untill my eyes the sun meets.
But i am up now
I started the day
So while im here
I just wanted to say HEY!
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by bench » Wed Jul 23, 2003 6:04 pm
That was the funniest thread
I ever read!
What a riot!
Like Bugs Bunny with his carrot!
Rhyming is such a cinch,
Just don't be like the Grinch.
I'm showing this to my studes
They are just innocent dudes.
They'll love to read the rhymes
And read between the lines.
What a wonderful day this is!
I ever read!
What a riot!
Like Bugs Bunny with his carrot!
Rhyming is such a cinch,
Just don't be like the Grinch.
I'm showing this to my studes
They are just innocent dudes.
They'll love to read the rhymes
And read between the lines.
What a wonderful day this is!
Live Life, Love Life
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