by BenLaney » Mon Sep 22, 2003 11:14 pm
My eyes are blue
My hair is blonde
My brain's smaller
Than a pecan
I'm gonna jump,
Dive ino bed
Pull covers up
Over my head
Yes, I am blonde
Quite legally
Born just as blonde
As blonde can be
It's not my fault
Blonde hair you see
My Okie mom
Gave it to me!!
la, la, la, la
hee, hee, hee, hee
Yes, I am blonde,
Blonde as can be!
I did hear one theory that said blonde hair has a way of sucking all your brain cells right up through your skull 'cause it takes so much added protein to grow it. Now, I am no scientist by any stretch of the imagination, believe me. However, if this is true, the implications are staggering, are they not? In my case anyway, it seems plausible and would explain why I behave so irrationally sometimes. It would be most interesting to hear from other blondes on this topic, should there be any out there whom are so inclined as to share their thoughts on this facinating theory. Mmmmmmm. Mnnnnnnnnnn.
I forgot what else I was gonna say. Mmmmmmm. I'll come back later..........