by Dreamer » Sat Feb 01, 2003 12:55 am
Got a naughty giggle from this one...
New Holiday
Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness
for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers,
dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.
Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no
special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the
men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too
embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been
created.
March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day."
Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been
created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much
you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the
town, the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak and a
BJ. That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak &
Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will
try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March!
It's like a perpetual love machine.
The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a
little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help
bring love and peace to this crazy world.
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