A Spell On Hunny's Ex by Tammy

Toads, turtles
and puppy dog tails.

Snakes, skunk
and slimy snails.

Boil it, bake it
mark it with a hex
Work a spell on hunny's ex.

I will make her hair fall out
and wish on her a piggy snout.

I will send her a terrible day
a belly ache that won't go away.

Toil and trouble, bind and blind
I shall make her lose her mind.

I curse her house full of mice
if this spell don't work
I'll try it twice!

So Mote It Be

I was just playing around when writing this, and thought I would submit it. It's not very good, but hey it was fun.
NOTE..... No harm was done to hunny's ex, I was completely out of puppy dog tails

MC (64.12.116.5) -- Thursday, March 16 2006, 05:17 pm

LOL
I bet the puppies all stay out of your neighborhood...Word gets around, you know! Funny poem. Loved the disclaimer in the author's notes the most. I can just hear the announcer saying it real fast! You made me laugh.

Tammy (66.38.6.210) -- Thursday, March 16 2006, 08:39 pm

MC
Thank you for reading...lol, this was my first try at writing a humorous poem. Not very good, but worth a try. I have rewrote it, so I might submit the new one! Glad I really don't know magic, wouldn't she look funny with a piggy snout..lol

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