If you paint stupidity with a subjective brush
make sure to be selective and avoid any rush
by learning what you've been humbly taught
that an idiot is the one who always gets caught!

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Photographic evidence led to a startling claim
when the man on the moon hung his head in shame
as conspiracy theorists point to an indelible clue
that a gopher and sagebrush were in plain view!

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With contrasting itineraries they will face
a mystery which plagues the human race.
The atheist and the believer can never solve this case.
Both parties are destined for the same resting place!

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His syntax was mangled beyond belief
and his abuse of a new language offered no relief
as the author in question was burdened by grief
when his fresh change of diapers appeared to brief!

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The itinerary is missing and leads to a void
as a travel experience that one should avoid
when certain destinations are not found on the map
because Hell is still considered a tourist trap!

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