Poor Napoleon thought it couldn't get worse.
On Saint Helena in exile he encountered a curse.
Upon his arrival the situation looked grim
when several of the inhabitants were impersonating him!

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Trapped in gender unfortunately
was a man who had waited so patiently
for his metamorphosis to be free
by sitting down and having a pee!

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As purveyors of nonsense in a boisterous display
the Highjinks Party came to play
and from their platform they did stray
while voter empathy looked the other way!

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Charlie was released the other day
but the family grew up and moved away
leaving a new generation who would obey
and listen to what the wizard had to say!

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As an object of desire you'd like to meet
what she is wearing on her feet
and your chosen fetish is not complete
unless the size of her shoes are considered petite!

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