Puss in boots thought she was the cat's meow.
In truth her personality was really bow wow
and a strong influence in your prelude to sleep
'cos remember honey beauty is only skin deep!

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Jack took Jill and led her up the hill.
With a little persuasion she lay very still.
His inexperience indicated he was not too smart
so she duly informed him of where to start!

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Little Miss Red riding in the 'hood
in a part of town where it's hard to be good.
She stopped for a drink but could not stay.
Happy Hour, around here, is the most feared time of day!

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Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater
kept a wife and had to beat her
until she finally got up from the floor
and walked right past him and out the door!

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This summer party really didn't have to end.
She was too busy being everyone's friend
but Little Miss Muffet fell off her tuffet
from too much tequila and Jimmy Buffett!

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