Nasty Monkey Poop by Mark Spencer

Nibblin on peanuts
Scratchin my big butt.
I might need to check my loincloth for fleas.
The apes think I've gone blind,
When I swing on my vine,
'Cause when I start scratching I don't watch for trees!

Flat on my face again in nasty monkey poop,
Feels like a rhino is sniffin' my butt!
I broke my knee crashing into that tree!
And I think...I should'a stayed in my hut!

Woke up in the congo,
With a face full of guano.
Wish I had a napkin at moments like this.
What's more, do you know what?
Think I taste a peanut,
There's something familiar that I almost missed!

Flat on my face again in nasty monkey poop,
On second thought, this poop might be mine!
I'd trade my spleen for some Listerine!
Why the heck...did I let go that vine???

I'm no longer a swinger,
George gonna be a singer.
Sing karaoke at my own jungle place.
I sing for the monkeys
The tigers and donkeys.
Hey! What in the heck just hit George in the face???

Flat on my face again in nasty monkey poop,
I guess those chimpanzees hated my song.
With poop in my eye I can't even cry!
And I think...they put a snake in my thong.

I'm sick of this crap, I'm ready to snap!
How can life...go so horribly wrong.

Megan (166.205.4.33) -- Thursday, October 8 2009, 02:11 am

Lol!
The timing is exactly like Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville! This is very funny when you sing it with that melody.

Cheetah (69.157.21.127) -- Friday, October 9 2009, 06:47 pm

Dear Mr. Spencer:
you have come up with the perfect title and poem in 'Nasty Monkey Poop'..... I wish I had come up with that title myself because 'LIFE WILL NEVER GO SO HORRIBLY WRONG' as long as there is Mr. Spencer writing for our entertainment!

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