How to drive someone absolutely nuts. First to drive them absolutely crazy you need their car after all it's quite a drive on this magical adventure.

First you must care nothing about them, what they think, what they feel, their needs, wants, hopes or dreams. Everything about them is joke that no one laughs at.

Hack into their brain using your 6th sense known as the brain static interrupter. It's kind of like watching a TV program that you don't like just for the fun of it, predicting every next move and submitting it into depression. Don't care that you are sucking the life out of them using an acupuncture needle with an extremely large blood bag.

If you actually give a crap their 6th sense radar might go off and the science project might be ruined. If they get creative just ignore it they want attention, an obvious sign of something bizarre about that everyone can pick up on and think less them about.

Observe and detect every slightest move as some strange and unusual presence about them, oh yeah and don't forget to look at them all weird. Sort of like you have no idea what their talking about, seem like you might give a crap, more likely that you don't. Keep them wondering, don't let them get to know you, that would be fatal mistake.

Smiles are good to it throws them off, it is a perfect disguise to make them think you may care. Studying every pattern in their behavior you may notice societal errors, these are the taboo tap. You must let these error fester, encourage them, these keep the perfect people away. They might decide to adopt them and torture them emotionally and psychologically for fun.

They might have a whole family that may enjoys going for a peaceful Sunday drive pondering the great questions of life silently, then take that type of confusion and installing it in victim. This might lead to a family reunion and if the seasons open on the rare hunt for a kind soul the victim it could be to much of a temptation to be adopted. Don't let the victim get away this the objective.

Smother them in niceness and pretend to have human emotions, this is quite an illusion for the victim. They may not know people so messed up are out there that they mistake you for a human being.