I wish that there were two of u, let one of you, continue to be the one that does not call, and has no desire to see me, and let the other one be the reason that causes me not to care.

Let one be my friend, my confidant, my lover. The one who has me on her mind both day and night. The one who wants me almost as much as i want her, and let the other one just be....quiet!

Let one be silent and not make a peep, and let the other one climb on top and ride until both tires blow, in all that warm white snow, and we pull over to the side, clean ourselves off, then fall off to sleep...and i snore.

Let one be the one i pray for, and let the other one be the one i pray with. Let the heavens above, ordain our love as if it was heavens gift.

It is truly a shame, that one isn't two, cause i am laying here waiting and wanting. Now what is a man to do when he only wants you, and you are cold and distant, and he's tryin to resist it but he's hard like chinese arithmetic?

It is 3 in the mornin, and my night is hard like that fight between, Ali and George Foreman, and i beat it up good but it just won't go down.

Girl, you got me spying like i'm 007, sittin on my front steps, out in the pouring rain, either i'm falling in love or i'm goin insane. All because i can't find you, and my neighbor down the street, just bought a brand new car exactly like yours.

I been up all of the day and most of the night inhaling these trees. Literally goin crazy, loosin my damn mind, cause i'm crazy about a bird that isn't crazy about me, i'm lonely, i'm horny, and i'm trippin.