Proportionate Sally walked away
Down and ugly person's lane
We pray for her each second
We a light a candle for her each day

Unfortunate beauty queen, knows nothing
Of the powers her lips can hold
Her flowing hair, picture perfect complexion
As if she's never been told

She requested my acceptance
Pleaded with me for my suggestion
But as green as i have become
Instead of help, I gave her indigestion

Feminine, estrogen, womanly ways
Examine your confidence up in a blaze
Wish i could warn all the trusting little girls
Before we rip out their insides and cut off their curls

Sally was now on alert
No longer gullible to the gab
Those "moving" conversations
She and her "girlfriends" used to have

It caused a smidgen of inspiration
To study the trick of the trade
Darling Sally would catch the evil eye
and sooner or later, have it made

She pawned her precious snow-white attitude
We were all in for a surprise
When we saw the former princess return
Home with more than a couple of our guys

Feminine, Estrogen, let's learn to get along!
Slumber party!Let's listen to some stupid 80's song
Wish i could fill up that lady-dividing ditch
The one that turned sweet Sally into such a f_ _ _ ing bitch!

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