The nerve of some people, she called me a thing
I will show her up! What's she pondering?
She does not know that, I'm a scientist
I am not the one, she should go make pissed
I go up to my lab, and work on my plans
The A.C. broke down, so I powered fans
I will make a ray, to morph into a fly
Then show her what's up, she is sure to cry
For months I worked hard, I finally finished it
It's a thing of beauty, I just must admit
I went through the phone book, and found LinzAy's address
I made out a package, I will meet success

I put the box outside, over by the mail
All postage was paid, I handled all detail
I zapped into a fly, then hid inside the box
I sealed it closed, and fastened all the locks
The mail man came by, he threw me in the back
Won't be long LinzAy! You won't suspect attack
It took a couple days, I have been delivered
Someone grabbed me and, excitedly shivered
Apparantly she, doesn't get much mail
Especially a box, without a known sale
The box shook around, the lid cracked so bright
Finally it is open, I'm blinded by the light

It all came to focus, I could see her face
Her room was "unique," it was quite the place
Her walls were painted gray, her window showed the lake
She had food set out, man, I must partake
It was some chocolate, out for all to see
It seems she left it out, to go and feed me
I buzzed over to it, and ate her candy bar
Then went to the wall, and stared from afar
She tore through the box, she couldn't find a thing
She threw the box past me, the wind carassed my wing
She sounded pissed off, so I laughed at her
Where'd the laugh come from? She just wasn't sure

Wait now who said that? I said, "I'm over here!"
Her head spun around, she's overcome with fear
She saw me as the fly, she asked who I was
I said, "It's me, Josh, I'm here just because
You called me a thing, it's time to teach you now
What a thing can do, yeah, I'll show you how
I will just watch you, now you can't strip down
And take a shower, in a week people will frown
Be afraid of me, I planned all this out
Just ask yourself this, what is life without
A bastard quite like me, aren't I annoying?
What can you do now? I'll take all you bring"

Months began to pass, she's lost all of her friends
No one stands her smell, her hair's full of loose ends
She looks so dirty, she is scared to shower
It seems she fell to my, absolute power
All of a sudden, she smiled at me
This did not look good, she dropped down to her knee
"Wait! What are you doing?" She rolled a newspaper
She ran up to me, her filth made a vapor
Of gas above her head, so I can't go there
Or I will be killed, I don't think she would care
I have to think fast, I fly through the room
Doing aleron rolls, to prevent my doom

I'm gonna kill you! You made me smell bad!
I told her "Serves you right! And it makes me glad!"
She jumped on a chair, and started to shout
She lost her balance, and knocked her own ass out
I hid her papers, this can't happen here!
What I must do next, is so very clear
I must keep the papers, from ever arriving
I found the paper boy, and messed up his driving
By eating his brake line, and causing him to crash
Again the world is mine! I return in a flash
I wait for her to wake, she messed with the wrong fly
It's too bad for her, I will never die!

She finally woke up, she saw I was still there
I wore her sunglasses, it was a decent pair
I cracked a big smile, yes, flies can, don't question
She saw what happens, with misplaced aggression
I said, "I hope you learned, not to mess with me
This world is mine, don't you disagree"
She got to her feet, I walked right up to her
She looked down at me, her eyes looked unsure
She tried to step on me, so I flew away
The second time she tried! This girl has to pay!
I flew to her bookcase, she really wants me dead
I pushed off a large book, which konked her on the head

She tumbled backwards, and landed in her chair
I grabbed the phone cord, and tied her up right there
I landed on her shoulder, I said, "You crossed the line
You can take any life, but you can't take mine
Because of what you've done, I'll enslave all life
By leading the flies, causing humans strife
I hope you are happy, I hope you are glad
This is what happens, when you make me mad
My plan's in motion, it can not fail
I am just a fly, I can't go to jail
My next decision, is one you might resent
I'll conquer the world, and run for President"