Me N My Soul by Mark Spencer

Just me “n” my soul,
Travelin’ together.
Me “n” my soul,
Here we are! .
No over here!
Over here! .
How about here?
Can you hear me now? Good!
Can you hear me now? Good!
Can you hear me now? Good!
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Why do you always get to do that part?
I don’t!
Yes you do.
No I don’t!!
Well, I’ve never got to do it,
And there are only two of us here!!
Excuse me?!
Are you calling me a liar?!
Yes! You’re a damn liar!
And you smell like a hamster!
Is that a rodent or a marsupial?
It’s a rodent Einstein!
Are we done yet?!
Will you please just die,
So I can get the hell out of here!
Shhhh!
What do you mean shhhh?!
I mean shhhh!
Someone’s reading.
What?! Why didn’t you tell me?!
I just did!!!
How do I look?
What?
How do I look?
Why?!
I wanna look good for the reader.
What?
I wanna look good for the reader.
The reader can’t see you, you idiot!
They can’t?
No!!!
Oh.
Go to your room!!
But…..
Now!!!!
Okay.
Geez!
What a knucklehead!!!
Anyway, like I was saying:
Just me “n” my soul,
Travelin’ together.
Me “n” my soul,
Here we are! .
No over here!
Over here! .
How about here?
Can you hear me now? Good!
Can you hear me now? Good!
Can you hear me now? Good!
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G o o d ! ! ! !

See??? You got to do it again!!!!
So????
So???? You’re a toad!!!!
Is that a reptile or an amphibian?
It’s a bloody amphibian you schmuck!!!
Oh, that’s good to know.
Ahhhh!! Why won’t you die??????
Hey!
What???
The reader can’t see you,
But they can still hear you.
They can?
Yesssss!
Why didn’t you tell me??
I just did!!!!
Did I sound okay?
What?
Did I sound okay?
NO!!!!!
You sounded like a damn poltergeist!!!!!!
Is that a ghost or a specter?
It’s a………How the hell should I know?????
It’s a specter Brainiac!
That’s it!!!! I can’t take it anymore!!!
Can’t take what?
You say it!!!!
Say what?
You know………the……..the thing!!!
You want me to say the thing?
Just say it already!!!
Well, okay.
Just me “n” my body,
Travelin’ together.
Me “n” my body,
Here we are! .
No over here!
Over here! .
How about here?
Can you hear me now? Good!
Can you hear me now? Good!
Can you hear me now? Good!
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Satisfied?
Yes.
Thank you, God!!

Stacey (68.82.126.206) -- Wednesday, January 7 2004, 04:57 pm

Mark
I'm writing this with a huge smile on my face. Very Very Creative. I really enjoyed this poem. I admire all of your work, but really really appreciate the unique ones. Thanks... ~Stace

Terrie* (65.148.230.49) -- Wednesday, January 7 2004, 05:33 pm

Mark...
i liked this... you go to great lengths to win a smile from the other party...a smile well earned ..keep sharing such creativeness.... Terrie*

Keyonna Farrell (138.88.83.213) -- Friday, January 9 2004, 12:40 am

That was so cute
I really liked that, very original and funny.Thanks for sharing.

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