Come On Down To Bud's by Mark Spencer

Come on down to Bud's
If you want to buy a car.
We're a block from Harry's liquor,
That isn't very far.

We have a great selection,
For zero money down.
So come on down to Bud's
For the best deals in town.

There's a Lexus on the lot,
It's thirty five feet long.
It has a hot tub and a pool,
You can have it for a song.

It's the chance of a lifetime,
A golden opportunity.
We'll throw in a swimming lesson,
Absolutely free.

Come on down to Bud's,
That's where you need to be.
I'll include you in my will,
If you buy a car from me.

But even if you don't,
I'll prove I'm not a crook.
I'll give you a free toaster,
To come down and take a look.

We've got miles and miles of cars,
On our used car lot.
Come down and bring the kids,
They can play with my dog Spot.

Try our new finance plan,
We've got reasonable terms.
If you can find a better deal,
Uh...my WIFE will eat a worm.

I want to be your friend,
I want to be your pal!
You can even date my daughter,
Can't get a deal like that from Cal.

So trade in your jalopies,
Your lemons and your duds.
For the best deals on cars,
Come on down to Bud's!

Justus Isaiah Richardson (64.12.96.70) -- Thursday, June 12 2003, 09:47 am

Where do I sign?
Can I really date your daughter and be in your will? Wow! Where do I sign? Funny stuff Rev.

Mark Spencer (152.163.252.161) -- Sunday, June 15 2003, 03:58 am

On the dotted line!
This was a submission for a radio add, twenty years ago. It was not selected, but it did make runner-up.

Rev. Mark Spencer

Martin Vann (171.75.206.181) -- Sunday, June 15 2003, 06:20 pm

I did sign on the dotted line, ONCE!
Mark,
I bought a used car once and it had enough lemon-aid engineered into it that we could have served leamo-aid to the entire planet.

Enjoyed this work, Mark
Thank, MartinV

Stacey (68.82.126.206) -- Sunday, June 15 2003, 09:11 pm

* Smiles *
I really enjoyed this poem. It made me smile. You're a great writer Rev. Mark.

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