Viagra
2 March, 2003
Author: Mark Spencer
was feeling blues, while watching the news,
When this doctor came on the T.V.
He said I’m telling you Viagra has proved,
Your troubles can be healed for a fee.
So I called my physician, and got a prescription,
Then popped a couple pills down.
Now I’m on the rise, and I swear to you guys.
Tonight I’m going to paint this town.
Now I have to say, the way I feel today,
Is like the sun shining down on me.
It eases my mind that those days are behind,
When I only whipped it out to pee.
Now I’ve got a smile that goes on for miles,
And I think my libido does too.
With a girl on each side, worn out from the ride,
And me warming up for round two.
Yes I’ll never forget that naked brunette.
She helped my horizons expand.
So take my advice, its well worth the price,
And get your problem in hand.
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Comments on this poem/writing:
| Capricorn (62.30.217.106) -- Monday, March 3 2003, 11:33 pm Oh Mark!! - that is the best laugh I've had for ages! I can tell you I really needed that! Absolutely brilliant writing! Well thought out. Dare I ask if it was from personal experience. Hehe!! |
| Martin Vann (67.75.178.192) -- Tuesday, March 4 2003, 01:49 am I'm happy to say, you face the facts, you shared with us. All men are proud, when one of us will confess. I'm proud to know a MAN, who who can stand ERECT, and speak his piece! gag, choke, gasp,laugh, laugh, and more laughs, I'm killing myself, laugh, gag, choke, laugh..., This cracks me up, have more, but sorry, I'm laughing so hard, I got to go pee! MartinV |
| Capricorn (62.30.217.106) -- Tuesday, March 4 2003, 02:30 am Well I thought I would have one more laugh Mark, so I came back to read again....and then one of thoes damn pop-ups cam up on the screen...but guess what it was advertising....Viagra!!!! hahah!! That is one strange coincidence...unles you've become their salesman!! |
| barb (66.46.230.243) -- Tuesday, March 4 2003, 06:39 pm very good Mark I like it when others show that they are human too.I got a pop up ad that said Do you want a bigger penis between the viagra and the inhancesor you good have a good time. good writing mark . |
| ryan (24.153.177.14) -- Tuesday, March 4 2003, 11:27 pm man that was awsome i gotta try that lol probably not i can do it on my own but very funny and well thought out and i also would like to know if it was a personal ecperince |
| LinzAy (64.12.96.77) -- Wednesday, March 5 2003, 01:46 am lol!! good one Mark!!! |
| Mark Spencer (64.12.96.107) -- Wednesday, March 5 2003, 09:32 am This was actually the personal experience of a good friend of mine. Someone gave him a Viagra for his thirty-sixth birthday. He loved it and shared the experience with his friends. I thought it was so funny that I wrote this as a parody to the music of the Garth Brooks Hit "Two Pina Coladas". The Parody was called "Two Naked Brunettes". He was sufficiently embarrassed, I think, when it was performed live. Mark |
| lasohnda harris (12.229.199.53) -- Thursday, March 6 2003, 01:42 am nice I see Iaint the only that be horny sometimes dang say that then you go boy.handle yo bussiness. |
| luc (68.74.181.235) -- Friday, March 7 2003, 12:05 am it was amusing i liked it. funny. |
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