There's cold comfort
sitting on an iceberg
for suffers with hemorrhoids

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To be consider chic,
grow your toenails,
Look sharp.

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Crumbs...... at ‘Club Cookie'
are hung up on tasting Nookie-Nookie
They certainly take the biscuit
when it comes!
To match-less Lookie-Lookie

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It was an affair to remember,
high fashion scandals everywhere
worn out
by the wardrobe mistress.

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The sex therapist
with a high-priced temperature
in a hot climate
Loving it going up

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The dear lobsters nightmare
High priced restaurants
A total Shell out!

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A hung Jury
puzzle-ment fore-man
Just-in time

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