Stupid Cat by Ben Laney

Stupid cat,
Oh, you stupid cat!!
Where are you at
You stupid cat?
I saw you streak
Right out of the door
Now just tell me
What you did that for!
You stupid cat!
It's really dark out there
I'm not gonna chase you
I'm in my underwear
Stupid cat, stupid cat!
Hey, did you hear that?
You'd better come back
You stupid, stupid cat!
Here kitty, kitty, kitty
Here kitty, kitty, kitty
Now you're getting me mad
You stupid, stupid, STUPID CAT!

Stacey (68.82.126.206) -- Wednesday, July 30 2003, 08:07 pm

BOXERS OR BRIEFS? LOL
Cute poem. You're definitely a trip

Ben (67.123.244.245) -- Wednesday, July 30 2003, 10:53 pm

Ha! Ha! I didn't know a.....
Ha! Ha! I didn't know a girl was gonna read this!! Now I am REALLY RED!! (just kidding!) Thank you, Stacey, you made me laugh, too!!

Cheryl (80.6.241.120) -- Saturday, August 2 2003, 11:40 pm

I say more than that when...
... the moggies use our lawn for their ablutions! Excellent poem. It reminds me of a presentation I did on PowerPoint the first time I used it. It was about giving someone bad news... So I chose a cat... I'm sure you can guess the rest! Take care, C

Leah (142.59.104.228) -- Friday, September 19 2003, 08:58 am

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lol sounds like you had trouble with that stupid cat!

Ben (64.175.70.213) -- Tuesday, September 23 2003, 10:58 pm

Cheryl and Leah, thank you for.......
Cheryl and Leah, I thank you for your comments on Stupid Cat! I am am sooo glad you like it, and I aprreciate the feedback. Oooooh, when I get my hands on that Stupid Cat I'm gonna........Ha! Ha! Haaaaaaaa! Give her some food I guess!

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