Catfish Are Funny
2 July, 2003
Author: Ben Laney
I never saw no catfish
That would ride a bike
But I never saw no catfish, little punkin'
That I could not like
They got a real sharp spike
On the end of their fins
They can stab you once or twice, honey dumplin'
And still stab you again
I had a dream last night
It was strange as could be
I saw a catfish on a trike, little darlin'
It looked a lot like me
Our Grand Creator
In heaven The Most High
Has a sense of humor, sugar booger,
And that's the reason why
Catfish are funny!
Catfish are weird!
Catfish have whiskers,
But they ain't got no beard!
They can't drink no whiskey
And don't give 'em no beer!
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Comments on this poem/writing:
| Ben (67.123.244.245) -- Friday, July 11 2003, 09:56 am Anyone who's seen a catfish up close will tell you, they are FUNNY!! Ha! Ha! Haaaa! I danced with one once and kissed it right on it's FUNNY head! Please, DON'T TELL ANYBODY!! (It's a secret!!) shhh... |
| Leah06 (12.232.5.189) -- Tuesday, July 15 2003, 11:14 pm Nice poem! Your secret is safe with me... |
| Crimson Angel (12.249.164.87) -- Wednesday, August 6 2003, 01:33 pm I always catch catfish, ALOT! And let them go too! Lol, and one time, I even kissed one, on the lips! HaHaHaAaAa! Anyway, neat poem! :-) |
| Ben (67.123.253.62) -- Thursday, August 7 2003, 09:18 pm Crimson Angel, cafish kissers like us are VERY fascinating people, wouldn't you agree? Ha! Ha! Really, right on the lips? Whoah, you go, girl!! Thank you for being a catfish kisser, and thanks Soooo much for your encouraging words!! Ha! Ha! |
| Ben Laney (65.148.214.149) -- Friday, July 23 2004, 12:13 pm Leah06, I am glad to know that you will keep my catfish kissing a secret. You are indeed the truest blue of all blue, and I appreciate it! Also, thank you soooo much for your comment on this writing. I really am pleased to know you liked it. Please forgive my taking sooo long to let you know. Thanks again! Kind Regards, -Ben |
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