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Spammers!
3 August, 2004
Author: Ben Laney

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Spammers, spammers, spammers!!!
They fill my inbox with junk-mail
While I'm sleeping in my polka-dotted pajammers
Oh, can't we just round them all up
And smash their little toes with hammers??
Those spammers, spammers, spammers!!!

------- Author's Notes -------

I have learn a real good trick...be VERY CAREFUL where you point and click! Peas & Qs, Ben

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Comments on this poem/writing:

Terrie* (65.135.86.92) -- Tuesday, August 3 2004, 07:21 pm

Ben, you are too much my friend...

you keep me in smiles year round...guess thats why i love you my sweet karazee friend..good to have you close by...HUGS/LOVE
barb (209.112.24.205) -- Wednesday, August 4 2004, 02:07 am

Ii learned the hardway

you are right Ben. If I don't go to places on my own then I don't click on anything. Safer that way. Thanks for letting others know.
Ben Laney (65.148.213.181) -- Wednesday, August 4 2004, 07:21 am

Terrie*, "Karazee" is a good way to....

Terrie*, "Karazee" is a good way to to describe the inner workings of my twisted brain, I agree. And, if this got a good smile going for you I am glad to hear it. So, Thank you soooo much for your kind and encouraging words, I do appreciate them a lot! Hasta La Potato Peels! Ben
Ben Laney (65.148.213.181) -- Wednesday, August 4 2004, 07:30 am

Barb, I know many of us have...

Barb, I know that many of us have learned the HARD WAY when it comes to dealing with this world wide web we call CYBERSPACE! We'd all be better off if we could just round up those spammers, huh? I say give 'em all the "Breath Penalty". Yeah, we could tie 'em down and have someone who's been eating onions, garlic and liver breath right into their faces! Or, would that be too cruel and unusual punishment? Aren't they sooo annoying? Anyway, I thank you for your comment, I am glad to share my angst about those spammers. I;m glad you relate to it, too! Hasta La Web Site, Ben
barb (216.123.56.154) -- Wednesday, August 4 2004, 08:28 pm

breath penalty

Now that's mean Ben.Haa that would be what they need. To see what it's like being annoyed and frustrated. Yyour writing is about things Regular people like me can relate to.Thanks
barb (216.123.56.154) -- Wednesday, August 4 2004, 08:30 pm

forgot something

Polka dotted pajamas. that would be cute to see. Haaaaa
Ben Laney (65.150.170.121) -- Wednesday, August 4 2004, 09:29 pm

Barb, even funnier than polka-dotted...

Barb, even funnier than polka-dotted pajammers is my big, long feet sticking out of them! Haa! Haaa! Thanks for your comment, and I'm glad you can relate! Buenos Naachos, Senorita & Best Regards, Ben
barb (216.123.56.154) -- Wednesday, August 4 2004, 10:28 pm

that reminds me

There is a saying You're a poet,
Don't know it,
But your feet show it Mr.
Longfellow. Ha Ha
 
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