Whiskers In A Light Socket
27 September, 2004
Author: Ben Laney
Don't stick your whiskers
in a light socket
when your whiskers are wet
If you do I'm telling you
You might not like
the feeling you will get
Listen this could save your life
my little peice of sage advice
So remember now not to forget
Don't stick your whiskers
in a light socket
when your whiskers are wet
------- Author's Notes -------
You know, all my life I've been giving out sage advice such as this and never asking for a dime. Lately I'm thinking, though. Hey I could open a little drive-through sage advice booth out on the Texas Panhandle. What the heck, maybe give 'em a nice cold root beer with the deal. No telling how many lives I could keep from being destroyed, yeah buddy!! I could be serving humanity and drinking down some of that ice-cold root beer, too! Just a thought.... |
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