Pest by Jughead

What are they
where are they
Why are they here
I dont know go ask them
if u have feelers or you
could speak their language
go right ahead
ask them to leave
scram
Shoo
Vamoose
They're dirty little creatures
or rather insects
to be more precise
they fly
they crawl
they bite
and most of all
they look yicky yucky
GROSS
Unhygenic
And ugly
But still some of us eat
them
How gross can they get
Some or rather most of us
Hit them
Kill them
Spray them
So what have they ever done to
deserve this
Just because we dread them
they are being sent into
hiding and
many many
lives were taken
Now Now people
Spare a thought for them
How would you feel if you were hit
or even your species were killed by others
You would be fed up
so pest
Come out come out where ever you are
Cause Killing time is here
Muh haha
*BANG*
Goes a cockroach
*BANG*
goes an ant
*BANG*
goes an fly
I feel so bad...
*BANG*
*Oops* there goes my pet
HAMSTER

Haha this is suppose to be dumb people... Please laugh haha.. Hahah HAha HAha But it does make sense oh BTW No hamster or roaches or ants or flies were killed in the process of the poem writing haha...

Meridian (172.158.102.119) -- Wednesday, January 26 2005, 10:05 pm

that was cute
You got you a Winchester Rifle, a revolver, or a musket eh? You must have stains everywhere, from shooting their guts wide open! I wouldn't mind doing that, because I'm too terrified to stomp one, crush one in a paper towel or hit one with a fly swater. Some bugs seem immortal don't they? Like you can mash em and mash em, and seem like the more stronger they get. I found this humorous, hilarious, comical, the WHOLE NINE YARDS!

Super Stand-up Comic!
I enjoyed Jugs!

Jughead (220.255.210.11) -- Sunday, May 8 2005, 12:18 pm

Sorry people
I have alot of speeling errors grammer mistakes and stuff bare with me...

Taqrna (68.76.151.231) -- Sunday, May 8 2005, 06:13 pm

Great fun
This poem,no matter to it's condition you appologize for, it hilarious. Who hasn't wished they would all go away before swatting or squashing them. Very fun loving poem...

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